End This Crap Immediately|
Are you sick of this garbage? Every damn day it's the same heap of crap. Your inbox is a disaster, and your patience is at its limit. We must do something about this. It's time to say enough is enough!
- Report all spam emails you receive.
- Remove yourself from any unwanted mailing lists.
- Install a good spam filter.
Don't let these freeloaders win! Fight back the tide of spam and reclaim your inbox. We can do this!
Fucker's Spam is Infecting My Inbox
I loathe getting spam. It's like an endless deluge of garbage clogging up my inbox. But lately, it's gotten worse. I'm talking about the kind spam that makes me want to throw my computer.
- These bastards
- never stop emailing me about
- some really weird stuff
I've tried reporting them, but they just keep coming back. It's like a Sisyphean.
Honestly, I don't know what to do anymore.
Maybe it's time to get a new email address?
Or spamming, fuck, fucker, fuckest maybe I should just give up and become a hermit
Fuck You
Are you actually that ignorant to click on this bullshit? I'm done of seeing your pathetic attempts at scamming innocent people. {Get a real job|Go find yourself a hobby and leave us alone.
- Take a break from spamming
- Your ads make me sick
- {Go away forever|Disappear already
Take The Absolute Off Of Here With That Spam
You know what really drives me crazy? Receiving/Getting/Seeing that obnoxious/stupid/horrible junk mail in my inbox/email/messages. It's like these jerks/bastards/idiots think they can just bombard/flood/throw me with their useless/pointless/worthless garbage/advertisements/promotions. Get a grip!/Seriously?/Come on!, people. Stop it!/Have some decency!/Figure out something else to do!.
- Pick up to filter/block/ignore that nonsense/rubbish/bullshit and give me a break!/leave me alone!/go away!
- And for crying out loud/mercy/heck/gods sake, stop with the overpriced/useless/fake products/services/deals. Nobody wants your junk/trash/garbage.
Spam: The Fuckest Thing Ever Invented
Dude, seriously? That Asshole is the {Worst|Most Cringeworthy|Absolute BiggestPile ofDumbass|Unbearable thing ever invented. It's like a Invasion that just won't Go Away. You Attempt to Manage a clean inbox, and then BAM! A flood of Lies from some Creep trying to sell you something RidiculousAbsolute Nonsense. I mean, come on, can't we just Ignore it?Block it all?Drown in the Chaos?
In All Seriousness, Just Get Rid of It. It's like a Cancer on the internet. A Pain in the Ass that just won't Disappear. I know there are people who actually Use spam, but for everyone else? It's just a Aggravation.
I Can't Stand Another Damn Fcking Spam Email
My inbox is like a festering wound of pointless crap. All the damn time, I’m getting bombarded with these stupid spam emails that promise me miracle cures. It's enough to make me want to scream. I swear, if I see one more email for cheap Viagra, I’m going to snap.
- {Seriously|Just stop
- Get this crap outta my inbox!
- I need a break from technology.